The door is unmarked and a slim girl walks in, dressed all in black. Outside, the street stays empty and I swerve a little, mind blurred, eyes drowsy, the vertical bars tilting each way as I try to stand straight.
The bouncer looks me in the eye as if to say “Well? Are you coming in?”
I’m in Sydney’s deadliest district. And I’m very, very tired.
My story began around 72 hours or so earlier, when I left the snowy peaks of Granada to drive, fly and then kayak my way to the Darlinghurst district of Sydney.
The Razorhurst story, on the other hand, took off over 70 or so years ago, when the streets between Surry Hills and Woolloomooloo swam in the blood of the notorious razor gangs. At a time when alcohol after dark was banned, a cluster of bootleg bars appeared behind the guise of laundromats, flats and in corners where police feared to tread, no guise at all.
This being Sydney, the term was “sly grog,” which to me conjures up devious amphibians bouncing around with bottles of beer. But then, I am deranged with jetlag, not helped by a shot poured from a giant moose hoof by someone called Muffin Man.
But I digress.
Back in the Razorhurst of the 20s and 30s, sly grog progressed to cocaine as an industrial pursuit and in the absence of firearms, razors became the tool of choice for gangsters who needed to go about their daily killing business.
What truly stands out in the grisly Razorhurst story, was that the heads of the rival gangs were women. Tilly Devine and Kate Leigh, in fact, former prostitutes turned homicidal matriarchs on account of a peculiar legal loophole that made profiting from prostitution a crime for men but not for women.
Stranger yet, the girl I’m with right now knew one of them. (Well, her parents did and I’m not taking any chances.)
Roll through the years and another piece of legal gymnastics is putting the Darling back into Darlinghurst. Apparently, licensing laws have changed again, making it easier for small bars to compete with the larger chains that until now have characterised the Sydney bar scene.
And so the circle is complete. On the streets where hidden bars and fake laundries used to sell liquor, hidden bars and fake laundries once again sell liquor. The only difference is that this time it’s legal and the razors have gone.
We turn a corner and head into another unmarked bar.
The sawdust may have gone and I’m ever so thirsty for sleep. But after everything I’ve heard, I’m keeping my eye on the door.
I visited these bars in Sydney as a guest of Destination NSW and Ketel One Bar Tours led by the fabulous Ms Darlinghurst. Tours start at $55 including food and cocktails but if you’d prefer to go it alone, good luck and read on:
Darlies Laundromat – 304 Palmer Street
Shady Pines Saloon – Shop 4, 256 Crown Street
The East Village Pub (formerly the Tradesman’s Arms)- 234 Palmer Street
Love Tilly Devine – 91 Crowne Lane